If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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