if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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