ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
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