Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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