In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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