I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
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Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
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I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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