Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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