He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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