Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
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Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
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we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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