Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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