So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
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His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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