I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
please come you make the beer taste better
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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