we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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