she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I need to sanitize my soul.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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