he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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