Where did you get a picture of my penis
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
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threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
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Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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