She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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