glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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