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I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
