Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
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