i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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