when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box