When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
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About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
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And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.