Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
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You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
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You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.