I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
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I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness