this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
