He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Randomize