Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
The air taste purple.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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