i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
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don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
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Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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