i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
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He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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