haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
The beer is more important than you right now.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
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