Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
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it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
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EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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