i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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