garbage
garbage dick
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you win
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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