yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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