I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
It was confusing and full of hummus
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I just had sex on a roof
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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