Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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