so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
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IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
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His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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