yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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