Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
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is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
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We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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