I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
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I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
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Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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