she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Do you have feelings for this penis?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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