Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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