you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I love you.
Bad choice
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