it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
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he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
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I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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