wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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