i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
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you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
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There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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