Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
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there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
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I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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