I wish my penis had an off switch
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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