kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
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You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
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Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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