I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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