i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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