Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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