Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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